Iraqi astronomer goes on TV to explain why Earth is flat
Iraqi astronomer goes on TV to explain why Earth is flat – Boing Boing
Statement by a round-earther physicist: When you watch a ship sailing towards the shore, all you see at first is the mast. Then you see the bow, and eventually the entire ship.
Fadhel Al-Said: When you stand on the beach and look into the distance, everything you see is in the visible distance. In the blurred distance, you cannot see a thing. Later on as the ship gets closer to the shore or the harbor, you see the upper part. How do you see it? The eye, as I have said, no doctor has succeeded in understanding how the eye works.
Hatha wain o el nas wain!
Happy Tree Friends: Nuttin’ Wrong with Candy
Nutty the squirrel learns not to take candy from strangers.
Bo7sain conferm that he aint a Muslim !
بعد الكشف عن صورة مثيرة له.. أوباما: أنا لست مسلماً
This is a picture of bo7sain wearing the traditional Somalian uniform during one of his visits. Hilary’s team are spreading it as a proof of his religious beliefs as a Muslim. He denied it, and the entertainment show continues 
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P.S: I demand Grey’s Anatomy “ta9bera” episode until they of officially come back on the 1st of May!
hi5 plus
Today while we were having a revision lecture to sharpen up before our test, the tutor started talking about ethical cases and should we label patients as hi5 plus. Now, everyone in the room opened his mouth and had a question mark above his head.
WTF is hi5 plus ? ..
She was talking about HIV +’ve patients .. Human immunodeficiency virus positive patients! Where the V stands for 5 in Latin.
I know its kinda cool to use abbreviation showing how experienced you are and how deep your understanding of the information that you start having your own acronyms to each disease, but this is the cheesiest one I’ve known about yet.
Barack Obama
Few days earlier I’ve noticed something funny with google auto-complete suggestion search. Once you start typing “is .. ” it suggest the following :-
Now that’s something!. A disguised Muslim reaching the white house as a Christian. If you check his wiki page you’ll see his full name is Barrak Housain Obama. From now on he is “Bo 7sain” our candidate for presidency 
مباركن عيدكم . . ~
مباركن عيدكم . . ~, originally uploaded by [Ĥ][ż][ã][з].
عله قوله المواطنين (شعب الامارات)
مباركن عيدكم!
Lottary Addicts
يوم من الأيام توجه فؤاد إبن المدينة إلى الريف ” وإتفق مع فلاح وإشترى حمارا بمئة دولار،على أن يستلم منه الحمار في اليوم التالي.
في الموعد المحدد للتسليم أتاه الفلاح وقال:
“أعذرني يا أبني عندي خبر سيء. الحمار مات “.
أجابه فؤاد : ” بسيطة ، رجعلي مصرياتي “.
قال الفلاح : ” بس أنا صرفت المصاري “.
فؤاد : ” كمان بسيطة ، بآخد منك الحمار الميت “.
سأله الفلاح : ” وشو بدك تعمل بالحمار الميت ؟ “.
فؤاد : ” بدي أعمل عليه سحب يانصيب “.
الفلاح : ” معقول تعمل سحب يانصيب على حمار ميت؟!”.
فؤاد : ” إيه ليش لا، أنا ما راح خبّر حدا إنه ميت. إنتظر وشوف “.
وبعد مرور شهر إلتقى الفلاح بفؤاد وسأله : ” شو صار بالحمار الميت ؟”
فؤاد : ” عملت عليه سحب يانصيب، وبعت 500 بطاقة كل واحدة ثمنها دولارين، وفي النهاية ربحت 998,00 دولار “.
الفلاح : ” وما حدا إعترض ؟! “.
فؤاد: ” ما حدا إعترض إلا الشخص الذي ربح السحب، فرجعتله الدولارين
